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Hillary Clinton Pinata

AKA: Shillery Rotten Pinata

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BUTTERCUPS AND GOLF BALLS

Subject: BUTTERCUPS AND GOLF BALLS

BUTTERCUPS AND GOLF BALLS

Towards the end of a round of golf, Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty, yellow buttercups.

Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.

All of a sudden? POOF!!

In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.

She said, 'I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life.... better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life.... As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything for the rest of your life!!!'

Then POOF!... she was gone!

After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, 'Fred, where are you?'

Fred yells back 'I'm over here in the pussy willows.'

Dave shouts back

'DON'T SWING, Fred!' FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!!!'

[LAFD ALERT] Chemical Investigation 5/6/2011

*Chemical Investigation* 6201 Winnetka Av ; MAP 530-E7; FS 93; 2 WORKERS AT CONSTRUCTION SITE AT PIERCW COLLEGE EXPOSED TO UNKNOWN SUBSTANCE. NO ONE TRANSPORTED AT THIS TIME NFD; Ch:8,17 @ 11:28 AM -Greg Acevedo###

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India put Syed Ali Shah Geelani under house arrest

India put Syed Ali Shah Geelani under house arrest

India put Syed Ali Shah Geelani under house arrest Srinagar, MTT News Desk: In Occupied State of Jammu & Kashmir (OSJK), the Indian authorities have put the APHC Chairman and the President of Jammu & Kashmir Tahreek e Hurriyat (TeH) Syed Ali Shah Geelani under house arrest as he was going to address a pubic gathering at Batmaloo in Srinagar.

A large number of Indian armed forces have been deployed at his Hyderpora resident in Srinagar, to stop Syed Ali Shah Geelani to attend the public gathering.

The Indian armed forces have laid a siege around the residence of the APHC Chairman and subjected everybody entering the house to questioning.

All Parties Hurriyat Conference (APHC) has expressed serious concern over the plight of Kashmiri detainees, languishing in different jails inside and outside Occupied State of Jammu & Kashmir (OSJK).

The spokesman APHC, in a statement issued in Srinagar, said that the illegally detained pro-freedom...

[LAFD ALERT] Auto vs Pedestrian 5/6/2011

*Auto vs Pedestrian* Zelzah x Superior; MAP 501 A-5; FS 70; LAFD reports 3 pedestrians struck by auto. All were transported to area hospital trauma centers. NFD; Ch:8,17 @ 7:28 AM -Greg Acevedo###

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[LAFD ALERT] Auto vs Pedestrian 5/6/2011

*Auto vs Pedestrian* Zelzah x Superior; MAP 501 A-5; FS 70; LAFD reports 3 pedestrians struck by auto. All were transported to area hospital trauma centers. NFD; Ch:8,17 @ 7:28 AM -Greg Acevedo###

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Friday, 6 May 2011